Oh crap, leading bathroom retailer Victorian Plumbing is launching the world’s first toilet in the metaverse this April to give its users the ultimate bathroom experience. Nicknamed the ‘Meta Loo’, this digital bathroom will be accessible from the 1st April for all your necessary personal hygiene needs, all without the hassle of those pestering toilet queues, MOVE DOWN THE LINE KAREN, I’M BURSTING OVER HERE.
‘Bid-et’ farewell to questionable smells, other people taking too long in the cubicles, awkward looks in a queue, and those bad hair days because, in the virtual world, everything is possible. The space has been designed to include a vanity mirror for freshening up those looks, a sink to keep on top of your sanitation situation and space to have a much-needed catch-up with a friend. Who hasn’t had a good heart-to-heart with a stranger in the loo before?
Victorian Plumbing will be the first-ever company to break into the virtual world of plumbing. If you’ve ever had to experience the lack of bathroom spaces available while you’re navigating throughout the wacky world of the metaverse; you will find Victorian Plumbing’s unique ‘Meta Loo’ a real positive “PUSH” of a choice, leaving your VR experience for a toilet break – Victorian Plumbing has you covered.
No longer will you face the real unpleasant situation by missing out on valuable virtual time by constant bathroom breaks now that both you and your virtual selves can go for a number one (or two, no judging), in the Meta Loo.
The Meta Loo will be available from April 1st on Victorian Plumbing.co.uk and popular metaverse platforms.
